Joke


wedding fun

Brides cry with happiness on wedding… And what about grooms? What do your think why he crying?

crying-groom

He was deeply moved after groom wedding speech? Or he think that wedding vows funny? )))

If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry.

Chekhov, Russian writer

Before wedding:
HE: Yea-hoo! At last! I already could not wait!
SHE: Can leave to me?
HE: No, do not think at all of it!
SHE: Do you love me?
HE: Certainly!
SHE: Do your sleep with other woman sometimes?
HE: No, how can you think about it?
SHE: Will you kiss me?
HE: Yes, i will!
SHE: Would you beat me?
HE: In no event!
SHE: Can i trust you?

After wedding - to read from below upwards. )))