Don’t worried about your wedding speech no more!

First publication (on my roommate Helen, my best friend,  wedding) :

Groom’s wedding speech

“Standing here surrounded by everyone I care about, the single life already seems like a dream.

People tell me that I drunk too much and slept too little.

To be fair, I only actually recall going out six or seven nights …
… a week.
In those days, an early night meant not queuing for a kebab when the pub closed.
I kept working, often with matchsticks propping my eyes open.
In fact, it was quite amazing that I stayed awake long enough to meet Anna in the first place.

Words cannot tell you how happy you have made me today.
You are the kindest, gentlest, funniest girl I know.
And knowing you has changed me for the better.
Where once I was bordering on the anti-social …
… you have brought me out of my shell.
Where once I was moody …
… you have made me more even tempered.
And where once I was terrified by the thought of walking on to a dance floor in front of a big crowd …
… I’m afraid I still am!

So many friends and relatives who mean so much to us both.
I hope you’d all like to join me in a toast …
… to two beautiful girls who have added so much to this fantastic day.
Ann and Cortny……
The Bridesmaids

Thank You ”